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another in​-​joke for the guests

by Box Set Authentic

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1.
tidy 02:32
And we're meeting, for the first time The ceiling's almost touching our heads Can't remember their names, or even my own No one is looking at me And I feel it, for the first time In a tiny part of my brain To say it out loud is a little beyond What I've come to expect from this crowd Alexandra has boundaries From the top of her head to the Bottom of her heart Alexandra's got boundaries Let's take a moment to reassure Alexandra And I'm wearing, for the last time My $90 leather coat Blew a sure thing as we stepped off the train My bedroom doesn't even have a door And I'm screaming, for the last time But not a sound is being made Throw my hands in the air to end the affair And slowly march into the lake Alexandra has boundaries From the top of her head to the Bottom of her heart Alexandra's got boundaries Let's take a moment to reassure Alexandra She's got boundaries But we love her anyway Alexandra’s got boundaries Don't let anyone take away your smile
2.
E.S.B. 04:17
Move up, big leagues, big leagues, Move from C18H21NO4 To C21H23NO5 Big Leagues, big leagues I know the place feels farm team, farm team But C21H23NO5 is some pro ball shit, you should Stop playing t-ball, and move on up Up, Hammond You’re gonna find it every time You know you’re gonna come up, Indiana Surrender now Surrender now to me The park is pure and sure to keep you noddin like you like You’ll itch that scratch all night if you want to When you were a child You played with some childish toys, with some childish boys But your junk dropped And now its time to grow up slow down, upgrade your dose, just move up To C21 H23 N05, so alive So alive, finally you have arrived So its time to move up Up, Hammond You’re gonna find it every time You know you’re gonna come go, Indiana Surrender now Surrender Pick yourself up, dammit Your lines of range and base are not pure Gonna get you fucked up In Hammond Surrender now Surrender now to me The park is pure and sure to keep you noddin like you like You’ll itch that scratch all night if you want to Surrender now you know it helps to keep you adjusted The bridge is out You know you’re gonna hit that abutment
3.
mainstream 02:43
here is an advert and here’s a doll that’s anatomically correct the choice is now and ever yours to make simple mechanics brace yourself when you are coming to a stop might just need to cling to someone else looks like it’s time for another stab at the mainstream i could sing if i wanted to, but no, i opt for the honest job looks like its time for a happy daydream sing simple sing happy sing like i’m not this is your backbrain and here’s your backbrain as depicted on tv a quorum met and worked it out just so i dare you forget her do your best to clear the ones and zeros out i guarantee you’ll still know what you know looks like it’s time for another empty gesture i could flirt like i’m twenty three but what do i have to show for it? looks like i’m primed for another accidental play like i still mean it play like i rock rock
4.
my snare 02:54
step back, kojak your law enforcement’s wack the kids are fine outside and i’ve been watching you for a while there in the mirror right there, no fair you’ve stepped into my snare i know you hate the winter light so this is sneaky like our fights lay down, sweet clown your body pretty it makes me giddy all light in the head suppose i could please myself instead but ich mag beitrag zum beispiel schreiben wir lies we’ll call ‘em nonfiction and wise as we write our novel in our heads twilight, no fight you’re sleeping to my right i got the history upstairs mnemonic rhyming pairs so few days this way when both have our say and still the kids are fine, i guess another in-joke for the guests lay down, sweet clown your body pretty it makes me giddy all light in the head suppose i could please myself instead but ich mag zweischlag zum beispiel look in my eyes and tell me a lie or a few you know i would do the same for you
5.
i) it’s no fair ‘cause you don’t realize how trashed i am trashed how i am i mean you do everything that i do and you’re not remotely as trashed as i am so it’s not fair how am i trashed? ii) i don’t have the gear i don’t have the tracks i don’t have the technique i don’t have the patience it’s just not fair i don’t have the gear i don’t have the tracks i don’t have the method i don’t have the bounce i don’t have the gear i don’t have the tracks i don’t have the habit i don’t have the focus it’s just not fair iii) it’s me bellyaching i bellyache normal diet coke buzz low battery fuzz and zero fill with no drum fill it’s me summer breaking i break down each summer the penalty phase the basement for days the cinder blocks counted each cinder block counted i create a space a sandbox in the garden when the rain comes it turns everything to mud the better space — the sandbox or the basement? i stare at the wall and wait for the call i stare at the wall confidence falls i stare at the wall and wait for the call it’s not fair iv) i throw my quarter into the ring my hat, my pocket and when it flips the sun hits it and it flips the sun flips it and it hits the sun flips it i throw my caution off like a coat onto the sofa and it sits where it lands where it hits i don’t dare raise a hand i could move it and when it hits the ground, that’s what i give you my quarter hits the ground. it’s what i give you. and i give you this v) it’s no fair ‘cause you don’t realize how trashed i am trashed how i am i mean i bellyache like i do and it’s not fair but i give you this i give you this
6.
i didn’t want to come off making threats at you, in point demanding that you’d have to start to understand me but if you say my lack of listening’s purely done just to upset you’ll find your evidence is circumstantial i try to make a point and then i find myself outside again you’re shouting back at me you never cared and if i try to make amends without conceding points again i find right then that circle gets the square there’s quite a lot of wasted room in there stipulate my point is true but i’m right back outside and you are shouting back at me as if you cared but we could be the best of friends without conceding points again and learn that circle always wins the square there’s quite a lot of wasted room in there

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released February 11, 2024

made by guy crundwell, john demoulpied, joy gregory, rick karr, michael sankowski, matthew neill sharp, mark venn, and steve zimmers

produced and mixed by karr and zimmers for box set authentic
mastered by bob weston at chicago mastering service
cover by birgit rathsmann

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Box Set Authentic Brooklyn, New York

Box Set Authentic is not actually based in Brooklyn, but Bandcamp requires us to choose a single location. We're a loose- knit group of friends and longtime musical collaborators who really like one another’s songs. Most of us played in and around Chicago in the bands Shovel Choir, Tart, and the Velmas. We've recorded in Chicago, the Bay Area, and New York and played live in LA, NYC and Portland. ... more

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